00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,812 --> 00:00:03,648 Season 1, Episode 6 "The Front Door" 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,802 Axl! 3 00:00:06,084 --> 00:00:07,829 Axl, get out of bed now! 4 00:00:07,864 --> 00:00:10,417 Now! I said, now! 5 00:00:10,953 --> 00:00:13,058 Okay, I know this doesn't look good. 6 00:00:13,093 --> 00:00:15,963 But in fairness to me, this wasn't how the morning started. 7 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,069 Axl, honey, 8 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,196 time to get up. 9 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,704 Come on, sleepyhead. 10 00:00:27,224 --> 00:00:28,415 Rise and shine. 11 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:32,529 Axl, the bus comes in 15 minutes. 12 00:00:32,564 --> 00:00:33,569 Let's go! 13 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,401 You get the picture. 14 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,526 God. Overreact much? 15 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:44,431 You missed the bus, and now I have to drive you to school! 16 00:00:44,466 --> 00:00:45,516 Get dressed! 17 00:00:49,943 --> 00:00:52,418 And take your plate to the kitchen! 18 00:00:52,475 --> 00:00:54,073 In case you hadn't heard, we had to let 19 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:56,793 the room service waiters go, due to the economy! 20 00:00:57,581 --> 00:00:58,786 Being a parent is a lot like 21 00:00:58,836 --> 00:01:00,746 being a cop in a bad part of town. 22 00:01:00,747 --> 00:01:03,807 When you're up against a felon, or, in our case, teenager, 23 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,661 it's good to know you've got backup. 24 00:01:05,696 --> 00:01:06,215 Mike? 25 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:09,595 I have had it with him. He won't get out of bed, 26 00:01:09,596 --> 00:01:11,302 he leaves his dirty dishes in the hall, 27 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:13,404 I ask him to do anything, I get... 28 00:01:14,493 --> 00:01:15,525 Well, he had a game last night. 29 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,028 - He's probably tired. - Don't make excuses for him! 30 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,143 I need you to back me up here, Mike. 31 00:01:20,178 --> 00:01:21,278 Okay, yes, I will do that. 32 00:01:21,279 --> 00:01:23,361 I will back you up. Just say the word. 33 00:01:23,782 --> 00:01:26,255 Just say, "Mike, I'm weak. I can't control my child. 34 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:28,067 I need your supreme parenting skills." 35 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,681 Will you just kick his ass, please? 36 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:32,233 I'm going in. 37 00:01:36,461 --> 00:01:38,768 Axl, I'm gonna count to three! 38 00:01:39,154 --> 00:01:40,157 One... 39 00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:41,570 two... 40 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,326 Hey, buddy. Heck of a game last night. 41 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,012 Anyway, I think you'd better get up, get ready for school. 42 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,068 And try not to set off your mom like that, okay? 43 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:50,941 Don't poke the bear. 44 00:01:50,981 --> 00:01:52,495 The bear's stressed out and tired. 45 00:01:53,045 --> 00:01:55,037 And, uh, take this plate to the kitchen for me, will you? 46 00:01:55,833 --> 00:01:56,420 Thanks, pal. 47 00:01:58,852 --> 00:01:59,956 And I mean it! 48 00:02:02,253 --> 00:02:04,213 So after a stressful morning with Axl, 49 00:02:04,248 --> 00:02:05,839 work was almost like a break. 50 00:02:05,874 --> 00:02:06,600 You people 51 00:02:06,651 --> 00:02:09,517 are the sorriest bunch of losers I've ever laid eyes on. 52 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:10,792 I said, "Almost." 53 00:02:10,903 --> 00:02:12,513 And to reward you for that achievement, 54 00:02:12,563 --> 00:02:14,667 anyone who can't sell a car by this time next week 55 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,888 is gonna find themselves out on the street. 56 00:02:16,923 --> 00:02:18,137 You're gonna fire us? 57 00:02:18,255 --> 00:02:19,077 Forget that. 58 00:02:19,368 --> 00:02:20,672 I'm gonna put you out on the street 59 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,359 in that dog suit. 60 00:02:23,985 --> 00:02:24,782 Loser! 61 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:29,876 Which one of you is gonna be the head, 62 00:02:29,911 --> 00:02:31,483 and which one is gonna be the tail? 63 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,790 I have asthma, so I have to be up near the mouth. 64 00:02:36,582 --> 00:02:38,394 Now I want to hear this sales bell ringing 65 00:02:38,429 --> 00:02:40,181 like a trolley car in Nancy town. 66 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,673 Got no room for deadweight around here. 67 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:47,084 Speaking of which, Frances... 68 00:02:47,565 --> 00:02:48,792 My office. 69 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,450 So, Frances, how would you describe your sales technique? 70 00:02:54,477 --> 00:02:57,782 Well, I try to connect personally with the customer, 71 00:02:57,783 --> 00:03:00,061 um, give them honest information 72 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,578 about the car they're thinking of buying. 73 00:03:01,613 --> 00:03:04,147 I oughta fire you right now. I don't get it. 74 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:07,485 I read that women want to buy cars from other women. 75 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:10,898 That's why I went against all judgment and hired one. 76 00:03:11,251 --> 00:03:12,506 Now you got a chance here 77 00:03:12,678 --> 00:03:14,973 to carry the torch for all the lady-kind 78 00:03:15,202 --> 00:03:16,956 or burn the whole deal down. 79 00:03:17,315 --> 00:03:18,037 It's up to you. 80 00:03:19,624 --> 00:03:23,095 I'm kind of like the Rosa Parks of Ehlert Cars, huh? 81 00:03:23,759 --> 00:03:26,432 Rosa Parks? Don't even get me started on her. 82 00:03:27,818 --> 00:03:28,377 Now look... 83 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:31,346 You gotta find your game, and quick! 84 00:03:32,904 --> 00:03:35,705 Sounds wrong to put a woman in a dog suit, 85 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,343 but... aw, hell. 86 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:39,744 Doesn't sound wrong at all. 87 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:46,908 What are you doing? 88 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,921 Making a pyramid out of sugar cubes. 89 00:03:49,474 --> 00:03:50,784 - Sugar cubes. - Oh, no. 90 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:54,237 No! Don't tell me you have a class project due tomorrow. 91 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,248 No, it's not due until next week. 92 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,904 I know it doesn't seem like much, 93 00:03:57,954 --> 00:04:00,601 but this was a milestone in Brick's life... 94 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:03,210 And mine. He was a full six and a half days 95 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,779 ahead of his usual schedule. 96 00:04:05,583 --> 00:04:09,074 A papier-mache Niagara Falls... by morning? 97 00:04:09,287 --> 00:04:10,649 Seriously, Brick? 98 00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:14,092 A Choctaw medicine man costume by lunch? 99 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:19,212 I'm gonna need some more sugar cubes. 100 00:04:19,265 --> 00:04:22,703 Sugar cubes? You got it. No problem. 101 00:04:22,738 --> 00:04:24,629 Six and a half days-- I'll get you a truckload. 102 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:28,079 Mom? School pictures came today. 103 00:04:28,443 --> 00:04:30,473 Oh, God, no. Please, no. 104 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:33,029 I was just on a sugar cube high, and now this. 105 00:04:33,182 --> 00:04:35,199 - I haven't looked yet. - Oh, boy. 106 00:04:36,386 --> 00:04:38,381 Okay, let's do this together. 107 00:04:38,522 --> 00:04:40,801 Sue has many wonderful qualities, 108 00:04:40,836 --> 00:04:43,431 but we've never seen any of them show up on film. 109 00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:50,869 Okay, no biggie. 110 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:53,566 We just have to go for a retake, right? 111 00:04:54,281 --> 00:04:56,176 But to get a retake, I have to give this one back. 112 00:04:56,844 --> 00:04:59,114 What if the retake picture is worse than this? 113 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:00,435 I'll be stuck with it! 114 00:05:00,715 --> 00:05:02,134 I think it's worth the risk. 115 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,081 And maybe next time-- 116 00:05:04,116 --> 00:05:06,235 I know, I know. Just relax and be myself. 117 00:05:06,286 --> 00:05:08,682 No! Remember, we tried that last year? And... 118 00:05:09,692 --> 00:05:12,513 Maybe if you thought of something pleasant, 119 00:05:12,548 --> 00:05:15,432 like a rainbow or Ashton Kutcher. 120 00:05:16,186 --> 00:05:17,069 There you go! 121 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:19,311 Perfect! Now can you do that again tomorrow? 122 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:22,360 No. I'm just gonna hold it till then. 123 00:05:23,961 --> 00:05:25,864 Hey. How was work? How's-- 124 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:29,022 Oh, no. Is it school picture time again? Damn it! 125 00:05:29,023 --> 00:05:31,322 Why the hell do they do this, year after year? 126 00:05:31,357 --> 00:05:32,185 - This kid-- - I know. 127 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:33,406 She's having it retaken. 128 00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:35,486 Wait a minute. 129 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:37,775 Is that Axl's plate from this morning on the floor? 130 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,289 At least it made it into the kitchen. 131 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,148 Hang on. What are you doing? 132 00:05:42,295 --> 00:05:44,990 I can't get into another battle with him today, Mike. 133 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,323 I am exhausted. 134 00:05:46,403 --> 00:05:48,168 You know, picture day and everything? 135 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:50,658 No. You told him to clean up his mess, 136 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:52,857 I told him to clean up his mess... 137 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,603 He's gonna clean up his mess. 138 00:05:56,270 --> 00:05:58,205 Well, call me if you need backup. 139 00:06:03,117 --> 00:06:04,017 Look what I found. 140 00:06:04,452 --> 00:06:07,058 - Oh, hey, thanks, man. - No, you moron. 141 00:06:07,155 --> 00:06:09,036 It's the sandwich I told you to throw away this morning. 142 00:06:09,097 --> 00:06:09,947 What were you thinking? 143 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:11,907 Hey, Axl. Look at me. 144 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:15,856 Look at me and continue looking at me. 145 00:06:16,538 --> 00:06:19,342 Better. I thought I told you to throw this sandwich away. 146 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:20,764 No, you said, "Take it to the kitchen." 147 00:06:20,825 --> 00:06:21,567 And throw it out. 148 00:06:21,835 --> 00:06:23,449 - You didn't say that. - Okay. Well, 149 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:25,610 then let me break it down for you so you wont get confused. 150 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,796 You're gonna take this plate-- the one with the sandwich on it 151 00:06:29,007 --> 00:06:31,176 and take it to the kitchen-- the room with the sink, 152 00:06:31,211 --> 00:06:33,091 and you're gonna throw the sandwich in the garbage 153 00:06:33,211 --> 00:06:35,621 and you're gonna put the dirty dish in the dishwasher. 154 00:06:35,622 --> 00:06:37,795 And you're going to do this after every meal, 155 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,691 for as long as you live in this house. 156 00:06:40,479 --> 00:06:41,121 Got it? 157 00:06:41,794 --> 00:06:43,317 Fine, whatever. Yeah. 158 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:44,957 Now. 159 00:06:45,178 --> 00:06:46,928 I'll get to it. Chill. 160 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:53,097 Oh, God! You are always on me! Fine! 161 00:06:54,224 --> 00:06:55,438 And while we're on the subject, 162 00:06:55,473 --> 00:06:57,672 your mom and I are sick of your attitude. From now on, 163 00:06:57,707 --> 00:07:00,050 when she asks you to do something, you do it. 164 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:03,155 You got to admit-- My partner is pretty hot. 165 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,044 Also, you're gonna start earning your keep around here. 166 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:06,780 As a matter of fact, your mom has a whole list of things 167 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:08,622 she wants you to do. Go, Frankie. 168 00:07:09,349 --> 00:07:11,171 Oh! Um... Yes. 169 00:07:11,206 --> 00:07:12,410 There's a lot of stuff for you to do. 170 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:13,531 Just give me a second. Um... 171 00:07:14,856 --> 00:07:16,000 Kind of on the spot here. 172 00:07:16,614 --> 00:07:18,180 Okay, well, whatever she comes up with, 173 00:07:18,215 --> 00:07:19,199 you're gonna do it with a smile 174 00:07:19,234 --> 00:07:20,107 - on your face-- - Rake the leaves! 175 00:07:20,254 --> 00:07:22,658 Fold the laundry, uh, clean the light fixtures-- 176 00:07:22,719 --> 00:07:25,149 - Ooh, they're coming now. Uh... - You can't do this! 177 00:07:25,669 --> 00:07:27,863 - You heard your mother. - God! This is so unfair! 178 00:07:38,712 --> 00:07:40,290 And you're gonna fix that, too. 179 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:43,681 No way! No. It was already broken. 180 00:07:43,716 --> 00:07:45,565 Mom has been telling you to fix that hinge for, like, a month! 181 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,432 - Right, Mom? - Uh... 182 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,628 I support your father. 183 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:51,966 Classic! 184 00:07:52,648 --> 00:07:54,762 And this door stays right where it is 185 00:07:54,797 --> 00:07:56,893 until you march your butt back here and fix it! 186 00:07:58,824 --> 00:08:02,011 Oh, I forgot to mention-- two days a week, 187 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,093 the "Orson Herald" puts out an evening edition. 188 00:08:07,173 --> 00:08:09,723 The next morning, we still didn't have a front door. 189 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,779 And even though folks in Orson, Indiana, 190 00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:14,738 brag about never having to lock their doors, 191 00:08:15,109 --> 00:08:17,530 it's still good to have one to leave unlocked. 192 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:18,819 What are we gonna do? 193 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,238 Well, honey, your father says Axl has to put the door back on, 194 00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:22,569 and I support your father. 195 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:27,934 You still don't have a door? 196 00:08:28,229 --> 00:08:30,168 I support your father. 197 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:31,473 But, Mom. 198 00:08:32,321 --> 00:08:34,150 Oh, shoot! My smile! 199 00:08:35,163 --> 00:08:38,278 On cop shows, partners back each other up no matter what. 200 00:08:38,313 --> 00:08:40,906 Yeah, we probably shouldn't have made our parenting rules 201 00:08:40,941 --> 00:08:42,135 based on cop shows. 202 00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:45,996 Meanwhile, it was amazing what the threat of a dog suit 203 00:08:46,031 --> 00:08:47,783 will do to motivate a sales team. 204 00:08:58,541 --> 00:08:59,031 Ow! 205 00:08:59,432 --> 00:09:00,896 Pete Miller. How you doing? 206 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,593 I had to find my game, and fast. 207 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,079 First I started out with a tried and true classic. 208 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,741 Bob and I teamed up for a little good cop/bad cop. 209 00:09:11,776 --> 00:09:12,988 And I completely agree. 210 00:09:13,022 --> 00:09:15,987 I think 15,500 is a very reasonable offer. 211 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,002 I was the good cop... 212 00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:21,830 $15,500? Are you insane? That is way too high. 213 00:09:22,177 --> 00:09:23,711 What are you trying to do to these poor people? 214 00:09:23,923 --> 00:09:25,777 And so, apparently, was Bob. 215 00:09:26,661 --> 00:09:28,099 What are you doing? 216 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,758 You're supposed to be the bad cop. 217 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:32,527 No, you're bad cop. You're helping me sell the car. 218 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:34,051 No, you're helping me. 219 00:09:34,086 --> 00:09:36,491 Why would I do that? I spent four years 220 00:09:36,526 --> 00:09:37,845 as the birthday rat at Chuck E. Cheese. 221 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,391 I can't go back in a furry head. 222 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,239 Attention, all sales personnel-- 223 00:09:44,938 --> 00:09:47,796 We are out of sugar cubes in the coffee area. 224 00:09:48,179 --> 00:09:49,743 Plan accordingly. 225 00:10:03,489 --> 00:10:04,203 Wow. 226 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,388 You must have bought out the entire store. 227 00:10:07,181 --> 00:10:09,204 Sure. Let's go with that. 228 00:10:10,515 --> 00:10:13,085 - Thanks, Mom. - Mm-hmm. Hey. 229 00:10:13,235 --> 00:10:14,801 Oh. Is that the new picture? 230 00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:16,976 - Well? - Not good. 231 00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:19,857 Now, now. Let me be the-- 232 00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:22,576 Ooh. Yeah. No, that is not good. 233 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,345 What even is that face? 234 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,742 I had a blister in my mouth, 235 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:28,487 and I was feeling it with my tongue. 236 00:10:28,522 --> 00:10:30,757 Why would you do that while he's taking the picture? 237 00:10:31,355 --> 00:10:33,637 I just can't stop. 238 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:35,629 So what do I do now? 239 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,887 I only have one retake left. 240 00:10:38,411 --> 00:10:39,929 I think you gotta double down. 241 00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:50,490 Axl. 242 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:52,138 Dad. 243 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:55,091 Truth be told, I was getting a little worried, 244 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,511 'cause when it comes to being stubborn, 245 00:10:56,562 --> 00:10:58,051 Axl and Mike had a history. 246 00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:00,157 Axl, you're too old for a diaper. 247 00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:02,207 You're not leaving there till you go in the potty. 248 00:11:06,564 --> 00:11:08,018 Fine. I'll wait. 249 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,570 Gotta say "please." 250 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,923 Fine. I'll wait. 251 00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:15,392 Please? 252 00:11:16,356 --> 00:11:18,669 Yep, till now, Mike would always win, 253 00:11:18,704 --> 00:11:21,495 but Axl was growing up. Fine. I can wait. 254 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:22,866 I got nothing but time. 255 00:11:23,219 --> 00:11:24,942 Yes, we knew they both could wait, 256 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:26,735 but could we? 257 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,007 But I had bigger things to worry about. 258 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:34,713 Over the next few days, I tried every sales trick in the book. 259 00:11:34,748 --> 00:11:36,370 I tried being one of the guys... 260 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,998 Check out the power plant on this baby. 261 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,117 Step on the accelerator, she'll throw you back 262 00:11:40,152 --> 00:11:41,726 like a nickel hooker at a truck stop. 263 00:11:44,498 --> 00:11:45,915 I tried being one of the girls... 264 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,365 I started my period today. 265 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,306 Men-- they're distant, huh? 266 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:56,280 While Mike tried every trick in his book. 267 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,692 Axl, no door, no TV. 268 00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,631 No door, no phone. 269 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,917 No door, no food. 270 00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:22,985 "No door, no food"? 271 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,606 Yeah, you're right. That could take weeks. 272 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:28,166 - No door, no water. - Wh--are--ugh! 273 00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:30,870 Mike, seriously, what is your plan here? 274 00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:33,644 Relax. I've got it all under control. 275 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,947 I don't know that you do. I mean, what if he never caves? 276 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:38,430 What if he figures out we have no real power? 277 00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:40,154 What if the sun explodes? 278 00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:42,273 You can worry about it all day, but it's not gonna happen. 279 00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:44,511 And besides, he's the one that broke the door. 280 00:12:44,819 --> 00:12:46,067 Pfft. Mm-hmm. 281 00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:48,272 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You think it's not his fault? 282 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,863 Careful. Careful. 283 00:12:49,898 --> 00:12:51,731 I'm just saying that someone 284 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:54,148 might have been telling someone for three months 285 00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:57,114 - to replace the hinge. - Look, Frankie, if we let him win, 286 00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:59,437 things will never be the same around here. 287 00:12:59,472 --> 00:13:01,175 - Look, I know you're tired-- - I am not tired. 288 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,911 Yeah, I'm pretty much always tired. 289 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,841 Okay, you say the word, and we will back off. 290 00:13:05,864 --> 00:13:07,932 What is the word? I'll say it. I'll say it right now. 291 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,529 There's no word. We're not backing off. 292 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:10,206 Fine. 293 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,834 You are so stubborn. 294 00:13:13,391 --> 00:13:14,424 I'll be at work. 295 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,921 Imagine me slamming the door! 296 00:13:30,896 --> 00:13:32,018 Unbelievable. 297 00:13:32,643 --> 00:13:34,091 Still no sugar cubes. 298 00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:36,192 It's weird. 299 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,595 Ooh. Pretty warm in there, huh? 300 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,841 Oh, uh, the heat's not that bad. 301 00:13:44,876 --> 00:13:46,837 The--the stench is what's hard to take. 302 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,304 It smells like a rotting carcass 303 00:13:49,305 --> 00:13:51,867 shoved up the butt of a rotting carcass. 304 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,887 So... pretty unpleasant, I'm guessing. 305 00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,817 On the plus side, the legs are stiff from dried sweat, 306 00:13:57,852 --> 00:14:00,952 so you can black out in here and bam! You're still standing. 307 00:14:05,966 --> 00:14:07,240 Mm. How about that? 308 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,331 You two are just about the same size. Wow. 309 00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:19,275 Day seven without a door-- or was it day nine? 310 00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:20,484 I had lost track 311 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:22,331 and the feeling in my fingertips. 312 00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:25,625 - Can I turn up the heat? - Dad says no. 313 00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:27,878 But I have to take my picture tomorrow, 314 00:14:27,913 --> 00:14:30,036 - and I'm gonna have a red nose. - I said I support your father, 315 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,292 and I support your father. 316 00:14:34,342 --> 00:14:36,865 Oh, Brick. Oh, wow! 317 00:14:37,052 --> 00:14:40,419 You finished it. Oh, it's beautiful. 318 00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:42,138 I am so proud of you. 319 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:43,150 Thanks. 320 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,736 What are you doing? 321 00:14:46,751 --> 00:14:48,693 That's your school project. 322 00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:51,287 No, it isn't. The pyramid was just for fun. 323 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:53,694 My project's the State Capitol Building. 324 00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:54,835 It's due tomorrow. 325 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:55,891 What? 326 00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:57,961 I'm gonna need some tongue depressors, 327 00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:01,567 1,500 stir sticks and a giant green styrofoam ball. 328 00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:04,676 Okay. 329 00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,472 Here's what's gonna happen-- 330 00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:09,962 We're gonna stick a hoosier flag on top of this thing 331 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,305 and pray for a "C." 332 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:15,105 If you need me, I'll be sitting on the space heater. 333 00:15:18,979 --> 00:15:20,014 Who the hell are you? 334 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,564 We wanted to talk to you about the Kingdom of Jehovah. 335 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,473 There was no door. 336 00:15:24,983 --> 00:15:26,216 Yes, I know. 337 00:15:26,778 --> 00:15:28,725 You know who'd really love to talk to you-- 338 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,588 and please do bring all your pamphlets-- 339 00:15:30,622 --> 00:15:32,908 My husband. He's out in the garage. 340 00:15:37,594 --> 00:15:39,602 Attention, all customers-- 341 00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:42,973 Half-hour left in our fall madness sale. 342 00:15:43,032 --> 00:15:45,018 Okay, Wayne. What do you think? 343 00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,459 I can only offer you this deal for another 30 minutes. 344 00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,226 Attention, all customers-- 345 00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:53,226 The winter madness sale starts in 30 minutes. 346 00:15:53,599 --> 00:15:55,486 Yeah, I don't know. 347 00:15:56,311 --> 00:15:57,518 I'll have to think about it. 348 00:15:57,909 --> 00:16:00,665 Maybe I'll check back next week. Thanks. 349 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,975 So that was that. Bob had made a sale, 350 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:09,095 and I was still the only one left at zero. 351 00:16:09,389 --> 00:16:11,839 I guess we knew who'd be wearing the dog suit. 352 00:16:11,874 --> 00:16:12,978 I'm sorry. 353 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:17,728 Hey. 354 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,374 What is that? 355 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,476 You still have mud on your shoes? 356 00:16:22,699 --> 00:16:25,391 I told you to wipe your shoes before you got in the car. 357 00:16:25,414 --> 00:16:27,998 And now look, there's mud all over the floorboard. 358 00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:30,376 I'm sorry. I j-- I wasn't thinking. 359 00:16:30,411 --> 00:16:31,783 No, you weren't, were you? 360 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:34,377 And now I've got to clean up the car. Is that fair? 361 00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:35,812 Should I have to clean up your mess? 362 00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:37,307 No. 363 00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:39,276 I am just so disappointed in you. 364 00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:40,059 Me? 365 00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:42,311 Yeah. You wasted a lot of my time here, Wayne. 366 00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:43,997 And from everything you told me on our test drive, 367 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:45,819 this is so typical of you. 368 00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,456 You can't decide if you should buy the car. 369 00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,188 You can't decide if you want to go back to school. 370 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,876 You can't decide if you should marry Jennifer. 371 00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:54,354 And from the picture in your wallet, she is adorable! 372 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,187 You have to grow up and make up your mind. 373 00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:02,034 Okay. I'll take it. 374 00:17:03,086 --> 00:17:03,824 You'll what now? 375 00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,163 I'll buy the car. 376 00:17:05,406 --> 00:17:07,549 God. You sound like my mother. 377 00:17:07,908 --> 00:17:10,662 And there it was--my hook. 378 00:17:10,941 --> 00:17:12,951 It had always been right there in front of me. 379 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:16,103 I'm a mom. All I had to do was tap into it. 380 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,357 Aah! 381 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,636 Great news! Guess what I did t-- 382 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,609 Oh, come on! 383 00:17:38,127 --> 00:17:39,493 I sold a car. 384 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:50,080 Well, well, well. 385 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,976 What have we here? 386 00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:55,921 You put the door back on. 387 00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:56,821 Good boy. 388 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,797 No. I didn't. 389 00:18:01,023 --> 00:18:02,032 I did it. 390 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:05,846 You did it? You put the door back, 391 00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:08,322 partner? That's it. 392 00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:09,317 It's coming back off. 393 00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:13,445 Don't... you... dare. 394 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:22,113 Hey. I think now would be a good time 395 00:18:22,148 --> 00:18:23,306 to go do your homework. 396 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,830 Frankie, give me the drill. Come on. Hand it over. 397 00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:29,827 How did I end up in a standoff with Mike? 398 00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:31,667 We'd always been on the same page 399 00:18:31,707 --> 00:18:34,267 when it came to-- Well, just about everything, 400 00:18:34,653 --> 00:18:35,822 Except "Caddyshack." 401 00:18:48,735 --> 00:18:50,007 Thanks for the backup, pal. 402 00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:53,581 Listen, there are all different kinds of backup, Mike, 403 00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:56,196 like when your partner loses his mind, and you gotta step in 404 00:18:56,231 --> 00:18:58,072 and knock some freaking sense into him! 405 00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:00,476 Remember the time you grew the Tom Selleck mustache 406 00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:02,952 and I had to shave it off in your sleep? Backup. 407 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:03,790 So what now? 408 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,808 Axl walks free with more of a sense of entitlement 409 00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:06,736 than he already had? 410 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:08,690 We were this close, Frankie, this close. 411 00:19:08,725 --> 00:19:10,156 To getting robbed in our sleep? 412 00:19:11,389 --> 00:19:13,574 Okay, here it is-- the last picture. 413 00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:15,300 Oh, hey, the door's back. 414 00:19:17,059 --> 00:19:19,194 I was too nervous to look, but I think it might be okay. 415 00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:21,352 Maybe. I don't know. You look first. 416 00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:26,665 Oh, honey. 417 00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:30,569 - It is wonderful! - Really? Honest? 418 00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:33,911 Man, you look beautiful. The third time's a charm. 419 00:19:34,211 --> 00:19:36,316 And sometimes, without any discussion, 420 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,906 you find yourself back on the same page. 421 00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,260 Yes! I nailed it. 422 00:19:44,787 --> 00:19:46,206 Oh, my lord! 423 00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:50,955 I have never seen her make that expression in my life. 424 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:51,891 What is that? 425 00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:54,858 Three tries. She had three tries. 426 00:19:54,963 --> 00:19:56,685 - She's consistent. - Oh! 427 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,450 Oh, Sue. 428 00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:01,996 - Hey. I sold a car today. - You're kidding! 429 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:04,043 - Yeah! That's amazing. - I know. 430 00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:07,507 Oh, hey. You're gonna think of an awful punishment for Axl. 431 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,992 An awful one. 432 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:12,113 I will. I will. I'm not as brilliant as you, 433 00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:13,883 but I will come up with something. 434 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,822 This is totally unfair! 435 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:25,463 Genius. 436 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,649 Yep, everything was as it should be. 437 00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:33,123 I had a commission, a door. They even gave me my own desk. 438 00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:42,173 I was Frankie Heck, sales mom. 439 00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:44,746 Look out, world.